Im not laughing at you
Im laughing with you
Wait are you laughing?

They can't kill my character because i'm not a actor

Her : repeat after me..
[[ i love you ]]

*^^ him : i love you too

..real convo (:

Next time a person gives you the "when pigs fly" line
Just remind them of swine flu (flew)

When I'm sick, I am very tempermental. I do not appreciate being hasseled. I do not like being mothered. I do not like being flatly ignored. I do not like being laughed at for running out of tissues. I most ceraintly hate being denied my chocolate.

Oh look, a falling star!!
Quick, make a wish and blow it out!

Class is dead darling,it died with the dinosaurs
it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona.welcome to the twenty first century would you like fries with that?

"If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D

That's why no one should disturb my brother when he's cooking. You never know when he'll turn around, chop you up and put you in there as well....

-Crazy