Funny Quotes

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  • That ain't no etch-a-sketch.
    That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
    -Juno

    by Mess Of A Dreamer
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  • NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

    by ALLEN CEM
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

    by The Lady of Shalott
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  • I think my favorite song was written about a chocolate <3

    by Lena
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  • I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

    by Punkin
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  • Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

    by HeaveNorHELL I AM HERE ON EARTH
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  • BeLIEve

    by imyours4now
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  • Friend: is there a way to have a hangover without drinking or doing drugs?
    me: yea, it's called being pregnant..
    friend: oh, crap...

    *actual conv with my friend (who's a girl). thought it was funny*

    by No1ButMe
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  • Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

    by VeinsofHate
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  • Ooopsie~ I forgot my quote :)

    by Joyous
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