Funny Quotes

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  • Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!

    by brokenturtle
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  • I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D

    by thisisme
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  • If you can't get in the door, break a window. =D

    by thisisme
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  • Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.

    by Countess of Monte Cristo
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  • Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

    Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

    by young rebel soulchild
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  • Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er

    by Flynel
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  • If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
    By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.

    by Jack Nightengale
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  • Well Behaved Women Rarley Make History.

    by ChelCBayB
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  • Too bad for heaven too clever for hell

    by sammie
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  • What happend to the love?!
    What happend to the smiles?!
    If they're all done I have ONE more question...

    What happend to making cookies with me!?!?

    (lmao ANNAFRED love you!)
    i have messed up friends:P XOXO

    by Black Heart Still Beating
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