A big black bug beat the big black bear but the big black bear beat the big black bug back.

Say it fast! :D

I know that you know that I know that you know.

Please Comment on my poem and let me no wat u think... THANKS

To the husbands thas won us, the losers that lost us and the lucky guys that meet us

Go on talk shit about me, your only making me famous

Him: ah be quiet.
Me: If i shut up u'll get bored.
*long silents*
Me: SEE I bet ur bored now!
Him: ya ur right.

*true convo.*

Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

If i had to choose between you and my dog, i would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

~ Best way to break silence: laugh like an idiot. People will notice you. ~

This actually happened too. We need to stop having moments like this, we are not on Hallmark.

Your biscuit, your beavage,
i see your cooter cleavage
your monkey, your muffin
you ain't hiding nothin'...

lmfao!