....and he said"you're sexy."{
.....she said"you are too".....
...then he said"not you, i was talking about your friend behind you"...

true story

Im not one of those freaks,
who write quotes about suicide.
because i dont know about you..
but I dont want to die.

Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

Remember when you went to sleep as a kid and mommy kissed you goodnight? Ever wonder if she just got done giving daddy a blow job? You do now.

_XX[Juust Remembeer If Thee Woorld Didnt Suuck... We'd All Fall Off]xx_

I Come With My Own Background Music! <333

"Are you sleeping, on the job??"
"No, there's a bug in my eye, && I'm trying to suffocate it"

"Irony";
The opposite of "Wrinkly"

Got home last night and found his cat dead in the washing machine. I'm a bit gutted but at least it died in comfort

They call it PMS for a reason... Putting up with Mens Shit...