Got home last night and found his cat dead in the washing machine. I'm a bit gutted but at least it died in comfort

They call it PMS for a reason... Putting up with Mens Shit...

I'm a little LEO short and STRONG,
and you see I'm singing my song,
If you get me mad i will scream,
SO GO AWAY AND DON'T BE MEAN!

(goes to the rhythm of "I'm a Little Tea Pot" C= )

Who ever said that paper beats rock is a moron.next time i see some one i am going to throw a rock at them while they hold up a piece of paper for a shield.lolll

Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number.

What in the world is a SPROCKET?
Im talking to a guy and he keeps talking about a SPROCKET.! whats a sprocket! tell me plz

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and what does kill you....eh let it.

The world could use more people like me. people who burn stuff, kil things, and hate the french

My gf was baby sitting some children and i overheard her comment and i quote "Ask them what they want to eat, but tell them to ask for something that doesn't require me getting up to prepare it. HAHAHA I could not stop myself from laughing!

"Either be good or be good at it!"