I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

Fridgina
i hate it when you write something on here
and forget to save it to something else
and when you go to submit it...
it either doesn't let you or you need to relog in
GAH
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I never really thought I was all he wanted, then I saw you & realized, I'm all he needs.

**from my dad**

When i get my pet camel im going to teach it a trick. Its going to learn how to swallow, not spit!

Randomness is in the Eye of the Wacked and Insane.

I just took a crap so big it could fill the hole in the o zone layer

Do not take it upon yourself, Sir, to teach me how to live my life.

Sometimes monkey throw poo so be ready to dodge.

No, as a matter of fact you did not make love to my mom last night. Thanks

Brunettes have more fun.