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Atleast my grandma aint a golddigger! |
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Hey if I hadnt of killed him he woulda died at the hands of a murderer |
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Treat your wife and kids with the innermost respect, treat your friends and colleges with respect, and then give yourself a treat, no one else do. |
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If your nice, you can call me sweety. If your sweet you can call me hunny. If your hot you can call me tonight. :) |
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When life seems heavy and doll, take a dump and you lighten up! |
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The person smiling when something's gone wrong has found somebody else to blame. |
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SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER! |
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The earth is moving around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour and it looks like you tried to stop it with your face. |
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"Hey, don't insult the cereal!" |
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" Chocolate is the bext cure i think" |