Funny Quotes

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  • "So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

    -Mike Newton

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  • In 2010
    The government will kill every mentally challenged person in the world
    My heart sank when I thought of you
    Run my retarded friend..
    Run!

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  • Happy 30th its better to be over the hill than burried under it

    by sammie
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

    by Bethany
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. Can't you read? Not for 3 years old and under."

    by Bethany
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  • ~ Only you can make choices in your life......Everyone else is just there to laugh as you make bad ones. ~

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  • TeHe gun nd violens in video games are wht life would be like in gars of war 2. but 4 me i like CANDY LAND oh so much more. all rainbows and pie

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  • Whenever i have a problem i think. "what would Chuck Norris do?"

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  • A woman once said to me that a man is like a deck of playing cards: you need a heart to love 'em, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash is
    f u c k i n g head in, and a spade to bury the bastard

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  • Who says im E v i l ?!
    I'm jus an innocent girl who likes having fun with torture
    That's all =) <3

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