Funny Quotes

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  • "Hey, don't insult the cereal!"

    by Bronte
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  • " Chocolate is the bext cure i think"

    - Jessica a sweedish back packer i met :)

    by StopTheMadness
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  • "So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

    -Mike Newton

    by imyours4now
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  • In 2010
    The government will kill every mentally challenged person in the world
    My heart sank when I thought of you
    Run my retarded friend..
    Run!

    by Brittany
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  • Happy 30th its better to be over the hill than burried under it

    by sammie
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

    by Bethany
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. Can't you read? Not for 3 years old and under."

    by Bethany
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  • ~ Only you can make choices in your life......Everyone else is just there to laugh as you make bad ones. ~

    by AngelsTears
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  • TeHe gun nd violens in video games are wht life would be like in gars of war 2. but 4 me i like CANDY LAND oh so much more. all rainbows and pie

    by Black Heart Still Beating
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  • Whenever i have a problem i think. "what would Chuck Norris do?"

    by Second to None
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