Funny Quotes

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  • I ran up the door, and through the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, i turned off the bed and jumped into the light, and all because you kissed me good night

    by sammie
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  • I AM A INSOMNIAC
    DAYDREAMING ABOUT
    SLEEP.

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  • Fighting with you is like a retard in the special olympics... if you win your still retarded

    by Stuart
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  • Live your life
    laugh out loud
    love your heart out

    by isabel
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  • I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory loss

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  • I think I found the one =]...or maybe one of them xD

    by Zuri
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  • I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a girl's got a limit

    I can't get a life if my heart's not in it...

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  • & I just feel like puking. Guys can make me vomit blood. Seriously.

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  • Life is so much easier when I keep my running mouth shut.

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  • BE optimistic
    :)
    Everyone you hate will all eventually die

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