Funny Quotes

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  • Life is so much easier when I keep my running mouth shut.

    by thelittlebrat
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  • BE optimistic
    :)
    Everyone you hate will all eventually die

    by imyours4now
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  • Of course women don't work as hard as men...
    They get it right the first time!

    by imyours4now
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  • If you're gonna be two-faced,Honey at least make one of them pretty!

    by Karissa
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  • The most dangerous thing in the world?

    Boredom--

    Who can honestly say they haven't come up with some pretty creative ideas on how to take over the world, just because they were bored? I mean, building flower robots that hypnotise people.

    by theory of the loser
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  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

    by ataraxia
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  • "Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
    -Marilyn Monroe

    by Nobody Knows
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  • Where there's a will - I want to be in it :0)

    by imyours4now
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  • Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
    causes kids!! :-P

    by imyours4now
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  • Anime is aweosme!!

    by broken hearted
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