Of course women don't work as hard as men...
They get it right the first time!

If you're gonna be two-faced,Honey at least make one of them pretty!

The most dangerous thing in the world?

Boredom--

Who can honestly say they haven't come up with some pretty creative ideas on how to take over the world, just because they were bored? I mean, building flower robots that hypnotise people.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
-Marilyn Monroe

Where there's a will - I want to be in it :0)

Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
causes kids!! :-P

Anime is aweosme!!

Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?

Kittens.

The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
Say,
If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!