Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?

Kittens.

The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
Say,
If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!

I said im sleepy, not slow.

(inside joke. kinda.)

I could sing you a song of laughter.
I could sing you a song of sorrow.
But if I sang you a song,
and you din't sing along.
You can say goodbye to tomorrow. =3

That knife that sword that gun that war.

Time may be a great healer but its a lousy beautician

You say you will never forget me. Of course you never will. Hell i'm the best thing that ever happened to you.

~ ADDHD: ADD High Definition. ~

Me and my friend made this one up, and sometimes, even we wonder where we get this stuff.......

Not all flowers can mean love, but a rose did.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did.
Not every retard can read, but look at you go! =]

"For someone who is really smart you sure do make some stupid decisions.."