If my smoking bothers you..
Don't breathe.

Remember when I told you to shut the f**k up
And you were so shocked, your jar dropped and nothing came out?
D**n, I miss that.

You're Fat.
Don't try and sugar coat it
Because you'll eat that, too.

Sorry.
I won't be giving you my heart this year,
But I do have another throbbing organ
You might be interested in..

If you don't like gay marriage,
Blame straight people.
They're the ones who keep having gay babies.

~There is no I in team but there is an M and a E!~

~Your just Jealious becasue the voices only talk to me!~

~A man walks on a plan and a women said aww are all of them yours? The man replyed no I work for Trojin these are customer complaints!~

F**k the price on the tag,
Just throw it in the bag.

Either lifes to short,
Or I'm to short for life.