He makes me smile so much ma cheekz hurt

Vowing to never ever take crap from anyone anymore is the first step towards self-development.

Lord of the rings aka three super long movies about men fighting a war over some jewelry

None of these condoms are big enough!

My friend:I'm still hungry
Me: Gosh bre your never satisfied are you.
My friend: Yeah thats what she said last night...
Me: HAHA OOOOO!

Its not that you suck at everything your just not as talented as me.. lol

Q:: What do you call an aboriginal flying a plane?

A:: A pilot you fcukin racist!

Q:: Why's a banana called a banana?

A:: Cause it's a fcukin banana!

Fight and flight. Mostly fight...

One day
One life
One way
One night

**is it nice?**
**tell me what you think**