"dont hate the player, dont hate the game... hate yourself for getting played"

got from someone else on PaQ

The perfect color for a smiley face is the refelxion of the sun in a rainy day puddle.

*written by:Chandra Jones*

When I yawn it's not because I'm tired of you I'm exhausted from my heart beating to fast.

*written by: Chandra Jones*

If I had one arm and I was eating ice cream I'd throw it away so I can could your hand.

*Written by: Chandra Jones*

You know you're getting old when you stop worry if you're hip, and worry if your hip is going to last.

So I must admit. . .
I was kinda crazy after u broke my heart in millions of pieces. . .
But at least I aint as crazy as that skank u left me 4. . .

If your girlfriend is horny at breakfast, feed her grits!!!!

Morse code turns me on, and off, and on, and off, and ON!

They day I fell to your knees
Wasn't because of love
And it wasn't for friendship
It's that I slipped

Open your mouth and close your eyes. you did it?? wow your dumb!!