Don't worry about me, i'm a trooper. And you're not even the kind that shakes me. So don't give yourself that much credit.

I'm no Edward Cullen, he's just your fantasy i'm your dream come true. lol love you babe!

He said: I don't know why
You wear a bra, you got
Nothing to put it in.

She Said: You wear pants
Don't you?! =]

God Said: "Let there be light."
Chuck Norris said: "Say Please."

Your just jealous because my dinosaur is named
Alfred

Shut your mouth when your talking to me!

Lame sauce!!!!!!!!!

Bomb sauce!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I scare the hell out of myself

If you are in the way be the way.