Would a black man ever become president?

They said "only when pigs fly"

100 days in to Obama's presidency...

Swine Flu

These tears of blood falling, breathing has ceased but nothing is as scary as losing you again....:( (kinda bad)

I accidentally rear ended a car at a stoplight.
The driver, a midget, got out and yelled at me, "I'm not happy"
I leaned down and replied, "Well then, which one are you?"

Conscience, or in other words, THE TORTURER OF THE MIND!!!!!!

Take my advice...and dont listen to a word i say

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

xD lol had to.

Directions:

To num physical pain, use ice pack.

To num emotional pain, use ice cream.

Side effects: freeze burn and vomiting.

Teacher. "Kai, why are you going to rambort?"
Kai."I'm just planning to ambush some person who seems to be dangerous, involved with a gang, and, to top it all off, is possibly insane. No big deal I do that all the time."

Right, cut down on the melodrama. I'm working on it. And while I'm at it, I should probably stop talking to myself.

Whoever said 'ignorance is bliss' is a complete and total moron and should be shot in the head.