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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. |
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay. |
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A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? |
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What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. |
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. |
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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. |
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The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. |
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I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. |
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The trouble with life is there's no background music. |
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Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |