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  • A word to the wise aint neccessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice!

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  • Why did god invent thrush?
    So now every woman knows what it's like to live with an irratating c#%t!!!

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  • NEVER argue with idiots, they draw you down to their level, then they beet you with experience!

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  • Teamwork, means never having to take all the blame yourself!

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  • Aim low, reach your goals and avoid dissapointment!

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  • The light at the end of the tunnel, has been turned off due to budget costs!

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  • If your not part of the solution, your probably a manager!

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  • When the going gets tough, the manager is nowhere to be seen!

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  • If at first you dont succeed, delegate the job to someone else!

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  • I'm suffering from deja moo,
    i think i've heard this bullshit before.

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