Funny Quotes

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  • Get on your knees,
    close your eyes,
    open your mouth,
    there'll be a surprise!

    --Mike from my school**
    (one of my friends)

    by Emily
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  • Paola: Hey listen to my new ringtone...
    Jonathan: ii kant hear nothin..
    Paola: iitsz called SiiLENt NiiGHt!..

    by paola stephanie
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  • No matter what you call me.. I know what and who i am.

    by Countess of Monte Cristo
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  • IDK iif ii shuld go to the zoo &+ free all the animals or go to Alaska &+ sahve my sister hairy bck...

    by paola stephanie
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  • I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish

    by LexiAlexanderz Manicluv
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  • Hey baby did you
    Just break wind cause
    You're blowing me away. =]
    --Dylan Sprouse

    by x3 TinyDancer3000 x3
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  • Slow down sugar
    I'm a diabetic. <3
    --Nick Jonas

    by x3 TinyDancer3000 x3
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  • If you throw a cat out of your car window, does it become cat litter?

    xD BWAHAH

    by KeyxMashingxParody
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  • We must not let this idea die. IT NEEDS STRENGTH! (quick, get the oxygen tanks!)

    by Stephanie
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  • God must have skipped you when he was passing out common sence

    by hayleigh
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