Funny Quotes

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  • She drained foreign language pride out of me because she had more class in our mother tongue than me.

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  • Every profit is a gain no matter how small.

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  • All the money on Earth is GOD's wealth, we are just stewards.

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  • My Ugandan celebrity crush is Queen Sheebah Karungi.

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  • When life throws you pine needle leaves, make pine needle tea to remove flu-cus from your lungs!

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  • "Some of the Best Motivation in life is trying to impress a girl..." - TOM BRADY

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  • Happy-iness is in Heaven.

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  • Maybe am wrong but 5 plus 5 equals 55.

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  • Love me for me, not because you think I can make a lot of money!

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  • Green Island is a love island where you isolate all your true feelings without pretending.

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