Funny Quotes

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  • Everything comes from GOD but we fuss like HE does not provide, whether food, jobs or a spouse.

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  • Why is life so messy?
    So that you can dribble through it like Lionel Messi.

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  • Owning a Digger is not enough, you have to dig.

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  • It's incredible that Israel has other cities probably more beautiful than Jerusalem.

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  • I have this weird feeling that GOD gets tired of some prayers because we are too blind and deaf to decode his answers plus providence.

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  • Beer is so bland that I do not fancy drinking it; fresh juice is better.

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  • Wasp pee is not as painful as the sting.

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  • She deleted his phone number from her smartphone but it's still in her head.

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  • Association Football is just entertainment; you lose then win, othertimes you draw, no stress.

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  • I'm skinny and proud because life is not a Size Contest.

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