Funny Quotes

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  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run h ome and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

    -- Craig, age 9

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  • WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids.

    -- Lori, age 8

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  • Like a curly wurly.........Nice and sweet but a little bit twisted

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  • Hates orange people who walk around thinking their tan looks natural - yeah right ! not unless your mum is a wotsit.

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  • Do you work at subway?

    Because you gave me a footlong:)

    [lmfao.]

    Pick up line i saw somewhere!

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  • Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

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  • Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

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  • SMILE ...
    it makez ppl wunda wat ur up 2.

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  • I may not be perfect
    BUT
    parts of are pretty awe sum!

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  • MONEY OVER BOYS

    . . .

    they're not worth it but the paper is!

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