WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run h ome and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

Do you work at subway?

Because you gave me a footlong:)

[lmfao.]

Pick up line i saw somewhere!

Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

SMILE ...
it makez ppl wunda wat ur up 2.

I may not be perfect
BUT
parts of are pretty awe sum!

MONEY OVER BOYS

. . .

they're not worth it but the paper is!

GOOD GIRLS are just BAD GIRLS who dont get caught!

Boys break hearts
. . .
So why don't we break thier neckz?