Funny Quotes

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  • GOOD GIRLS are just BAD GIRLS who dont get caught!

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  • Boys break hearts
    . . .
    So why don't we break thier neckz?

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  • Friends will ALWAYS say:
    'you deserve better anyway'
    . . .
    Best friends wil prank him saying:
    'you'll die in seven days!'

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  • The person who smiles when something goes wrong
    . . . . . .
    Has already thought of somebody else to blame it on

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  • Ya dnt no me ...
    ya dnt no ma style ...
    im jst a innocent lil girl ...
    wid a NAUGHTY lil smile!

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  • I STILL miss my ex-boyfriend
    . . .
    But my aim is IMPROVING!

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  • Poeple who don't know me
    think I'm quiet ...

    Poeple who do
    wish i was!

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  • I offered my Honor,
    She Honored my offer,
    and all night long,
    it was Honor and Offer... ;)

    by Rusty
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  • Worrying is like a rocking chair,
    it gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere...

    by Rusty
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  • The c...ca...cat in the h..ha...hat - oh stuff this im gonna be a stripper!

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