Friends will ALWAYS say:
'you deserve better anyway'
. . .
Best friends wil prank him saying:
'you'll die in seven days!'

The person who smiles when something goes wrong
. . . . . .
Has already thought of somebody else to blame it on

Ya dnt no me ...
ya dnt no ma style ...
im jst a innocent lil girl ...
wid a NAUGHTY lil smile!

I STILL miss my ex-boyfriend
. . .
But my aim is IMPROVING!

Poeple who don't know me
think I'm quiet ...

Poeple who do
wish i was!

I offered my Honor,
She Honored my offer,
and all night long,
it was Honor and Offer... ;)

Worrying is like a rocking chair,
it gives you something to do, but doesnt get you anywhere...

The c...ca...cat in the h..ha...hat - oh stuff this im gonna be a stripper!

God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh.

Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he)