I don't really think hell is real

why not?

well think about it, how many people could possible fit underground?

The right to be ridiculas is something I hold dear

-U2 I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

Whatever doesn't kill you, turns you into an octopus.

Ready for moose hunting!?
Got pancakes??

If yOu dOnt eat it
yOu cant beat it

Oh well. f**k yOu quysz.
im qettinq drunk & passin out

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7