I kissed a girl and i liked it,
then i went to hell.

Its like driving in reverse with your eyes shut; you know you're efffed .
(:

I know my mom cares and looks out for me.
How do I know this, you ask? Well I saw her one day looking at Psychiatric Institute brochures...

O_O ;) :) :-( #P =O

Ex-bf are like poop they stink

You can live in a pond and not be a fish...
and you can live in america and not be white.
you can stand in a garage and not be a car,
and you can be colored and be american

You need to go to a special class cuz bi*ch your facially challenged!

You can go deep throat a d**k,
i heard you need the practice!

Love.............is a verb here in my room! =D

Call me gay but Polly Pocket is off the chain!