Funny Quotes

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  • Love.............is a verb here in my room! =D

    by mick
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  • Call me gay but Polly Pocket is off the chain!

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  • I wanna know how teen pregnancies can be so flipping common but adults try for years to get pregnant. are teens unlucky or are adults?

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  • PE stands for
    Penis ejaculation

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  • .................SO ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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  • He loves me
    He loves me not
    He loves me
    He loves me not
    He loves me
    Wow!
    HE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Gosh golly, that's how I'm gonna meet my homies!

    by Tony
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  • Three guys walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it

    by Stuart
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  • "Its not the year in life that count. Its the life in your years.'

    This is a quote from a birthday card that I saw in Stop & Shop.

    by MEMI
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  • Hubby, this is my wifey. Wifey, this is my ho.

    by Tony
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