You seem like a blanket
because i wanna be covered by you

Baby, im like a $100 bill
you want me in your pants

Revenge Is A Horrible Thing...
When Planned Properly!

Easy Girls Open Their Legs...
Smart Girls Open Thier Minds...
And
Foolish Girls Open Their Hearts...

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
But from what I've heard,
You wouldn't be very good at it.

If we were in prison together,
I'd knock the soap out of your hand.

There are those days
When 25 to life would be worth it.

Sometimes I get really depressed,
Then I remember that I have huge boobs
And that makes everything better.

My parents said that I could be anything I set my mind to.
So I became a b***h.

Hey, remember that time that you fell?
Haha.
I do.