Funny Quotes

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  • That's not a terroristic threat, that's a terroristic PROMISE!

    by Tony
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  • Think first because stupidity comes before thinking!

    by Mars
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  • They say "Youth is for the young", but there's so much more old age about these days you can now also see that "old is for everyone over 25" thanks to celeb culture.

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  • I think life is lived too fast to be able to see the middle for a mid-life crisis, so we just spread the crises out over our tax-paying years. Especially the bit where the kids are still at home.

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  • *iF My MUSiC iS tOO lOUD;;
    yUR 2 OlD...

    hAhA..lol =]

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  • *rasberry*
    ..........<_< ......>_>
    it was you....

    by NiRo
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  • (After being told not to play..)
    Sebastian.-the paper says "Pupils must not play."
    Jonathan.-exactly, pupils are us.
    Sebastian.-im not a pupil.
    Me.-ur not a pupil, ur an idiot.
    Sebastian.-my point exactly.

    by natyy
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  • Actual Convo.!!

    Me.-OMG. i love m&m's.
    Raquell.-oh. me too, by the way, what did you get on your algerbra quiz.??
    Me.- An M.
    Raquell.-oh cool. wait. what???
    (laughters.)

    by natyy
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  • I think therefore ipod !

    by Seif
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  • Chicken: "you go first..."
    Cat: " no you go..."
    Chicken: " no..."
    Cat: "chicken!!!!"
    Chicken: " Pussy!!!!"

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