Love lies in your heart, so its hard to love if you dont have one

She:thank you..:)
me:I wish i could say welcome..
but you are already in.!! :D

If I have five dollars, and you have five dollars, who has more money?

Chuck Norris

I have a dream that one day my di*k will be as big as my dads

No matter what, I'll wait right here for you forever...

Pssh, I'm out!

Hahaha u know whatz funnie..

ur face... lol

*i say that a lot to a friend sorta gets annoying after a while*

When your psychy is iffy you cant get a stiffy

When your mind goes crazy your equipment gets lazy

Say no to drugs...
say yes to tacos

Me: When is Johnny gonna get back? We need some testosterone in this chatroom.
Liv: I don't know. Why do you say that?
Me: All this estrogen is makeing my Lezbo side horney!

Me and my bestfriends random convos are the greatest!