Funny Quotes

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  • What's Barry Manilow's favourite snake?
    Copacabanaconda.

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  • So easy a caveman could do me.

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  • I think it would be beneficial for both of us if I got in your pants :D

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  • Dont quelstion my defenlse melchanilsm

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  • Dont brownose me fatty
    i dont shit cookies!

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  • Canned Bread: Greatest Thing Since Sliced!

    - Squidward

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  • When life gives you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt

    by Josh
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  • Ohk...may be it would've been unusual if you were with me.. :)

    by drshk
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  • I think u should've asked right people cuz all those who claim to know me are just wrong..!!

    by drshk
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  • Nothing bad happens when im around, unless i do it!!!!

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