If you had a life,
You'd stop talking about mine.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup
And shit a better argument than that.

If a guy flashes you,
Ask him if it comes in adult sizes.

I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.

I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

-Green Mile

Ok off with s and bring in the d dang doggie diggie dumb deedee da dwebbie dunes dude dam! damont

Snow days - proof that God loves everyone, even those who haven't finished thier sociology coursework.

Teacher: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Me: No, just guys that I wanna call "daddy".

As long as there is sweat,
on the pit of JUSTICE;
I will be there to

DEODERIZE IT!
LOL
LMAO

How do u like me now?