Funny Quotes

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  • I can't help you right now, my legs are in the air.

    by Tony
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  • I was listening to FOB's I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth, when it said "we're the kids who feel like dead ends", I passed a dead end sign. So weird. It was too literal for me. =]

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  • I am at one with my duality...

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  • Oh please, I don't turn heads
    I break necks

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  • Did you notice you either say "thanks" or "thanks a million" it can only be one of the two you can't just be like "thanks 236"

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  • If someone was in my head, they'd want out

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  • "what's your favorite movie?"
    "i don't have a favorite"
    "....what's your second favorite?"

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  • I once got a thank you card that said "Thank You" on the front with a whole bunch of smiley faces. On the inside the person had written "I hate dolphins"

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  • We give flowers to the people we are supposed to like. "hey i like you. here are some flowers. now watch them die" If we gave them to the people we hate we could say"hey here are some flowers watch them die. Ur next"

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  • I went into a library and asked where the mystery books were located. The person just looked at me and said idk...its a mystery.

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