Ahh choo silly goose you didn't bless me I blessed you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Im secretly in love,
but not with you!

Hey!! you with the face!!

Ya see life is like 14 cupcakes..... i dont know where this is going....

Wow...You make that dress look fat =/

I Think Your Amazing ^^

Amazingly Stupid ¬¬

10 is super duper crazy luvely e-z pass megaman dope smoking weed wooping

THERE ARE NO KNIGHTS IN OKLAHOMA

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."