Its such a nice day. I think Ill surprise everyone by not taking my medication.

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?

You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

Once in a spelling bee my opponent couldn't get "erect". I, however, could.

Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

Its a Twilight thing. You wouldnt understand.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Admitedly i am glad hogwarts made an error in the letters. because if they hadn't, i'd never have met my perfect guy. i'd be busy crushing on harry and hating ginny.

You do know your ex has a girlfriend right?

mmmmhmm why?

just checking, thought you'd be mad

why would i be mad? they make each other miserable. i'm happy for them. =)

After a year of therapy my psychiatrist told me "Well . . maybe life isn't for everyone after all."