Person#1: omg i can walk again it's been year since the last time i've walked it's a miracle
person#2:no its not. me being happy this long is a miracle XD

Kiss your buttface cause im happy and thats a miracle XD

Feel free to hate,before i start charging!

I did not hit you,
...
i simply hive-fived your face.

*not by me.

... In case of fire...
Yell "FIRE!"

You're so sweet that I think I just got diabetes.

"DONT PUSH THE LUCK WITH ME BUSTER!"

I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my bent arm, this is my spout. there's no medical name for what i've got,,, i'm partly human, partly a pot

lol

Have you ever noticed that STUDYING is STUDENT and DYING put together? :]]

SANTA IS A WITCH!! BURN HIM AND HIS PINT SIZED FOLLOWERS!!