Have you ever noticed that STUDYING is STUDENT and DYING put together? :]]

SANTA IS A WITCH!! BURN HIM AND HIS PINT SIZED FOLLOWERS!!

"LEROY JENKINS!!!!" (if u play WoW, then you know the joke, if not GO TO YOUTUBE!!)

David ask's shane "um... shane? can you please tell me why mindy was dancing naked in orgermar at 4 am in the morning last sunday?"

Dear life,
if tomarrow dosent get better its over between us...
sincerly,
Emo kid XP

If You Can't Beat Em...Join Em....If You Cant Join Em....Kill Em

Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Every time
Wife replies," No, It means: With Idiot For Ever !!!"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Matt Murdock: So does every guy have to go through all this just to find out your name?
Elektra: You should try asking for my number.

If you are what you eat, then I guess you're a cow.