Sometimes I get real depressed...Then I remember I have big boobs and it makes it all better.

"I'm so gay, my hair won't even stay straight."

I've got too much crap going on that i cannot afford to deal with stupid people. So please go away.

For Christmas the Mexicans run to the boarder and decorate the barbed wire

How is Santa supposed to reach the children who live in apartments?
They have to buzz his ass in
( Beep Beep, Santa Clause)

An uninvited guest is as good as a lost baby boy in a house...careful who you visit this x-mas

I'd hit that. What? Oh when I said I'd hit that I meant with my car!

If vegetarians don't eat animals...then they dont eat animal crackers? But how come they still eat eggs? arent eggs chickens too?wow im confused

Girls want alot of things from guys, but guys only want one thing from alot of girls

Never fear! Disasterpiece is here!
Though I'm beginning to think that's the reason you have fear in the first place...