Girls want alot of things from guys, but guys only want one thing from alot of girls

Never fear! Disasterpiece is here!
Though I'm beginning to think that's the reason you have fear in the first place...

Watch it pal... Or I'm gonna punch you in the feet..

I'm always right! One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong..

Oh yeah? I am gonna kick your nipples off!

I dont bite...Unless your into that sorta thing

"Why?"

'OOOH!! Is that the letter of the day?!'

Dude...No...You sound like a stoned businessman.

NO! On the first day of school I am going to find a dark corner and stand there...alone. There will be other people standing in the dark corner...Alone and we will all chill, in the dark corner...Alone...together!

I'm a good girl...I just have a lot of bad habits.