Funny Quotes

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  • I had a dream last night... I was eating a huge marshmellow.. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.....

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  • Laughter:
    When a smile as an orgasm :]

    by Nicole
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  • Bob loblaws
    (say together)

    by Kaetaj
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  • "I don't think this bag of donuts is deep enough to drown my sorrows.....Crap."
    ~ Me

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  • Im so Happy I could braf a rainbow!

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  • Bombing for Peace is like having Sex for Virginity!

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  • Learning to laugh at yourself can make you a better person.

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  • I won a National Math Contest last week. So what if it was meant for the grade 3s and I am a grade 10!

    by huddy
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  • My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

    by huddy
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  • It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

    by huddy
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