My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

Canadaman rulez

I like listening to music in class. The only problem is, I have old school crappy headphones. They're ginormus. Today the teacher asked me "Am I stupid, or are you listening to your music.?"
"Ah, both.."

I don't kiss azz, I kick azz.

School? Yeah, I've been there once.

I'm big, you're small
I'm smart, you're dumb
You're short, I'm tall
I'm queen, you're a bum
THEREFORE
I win, you lose!!

Pshh i didnt smack your face...i just high fived it!

I like it when people are like "don't label me!" I like chasing them around with label-makers. And they yell "Nooo!". What? That's what they're for.

Do you want to know what really bugs me? What? No? You don't want to hear me complain? Okay..