Canadaman rulez

I like listening to music in class. The only problem is, I have old school crappy headphones. They're ginormus. Today the teacher asked me "Am I stupid, or are you listening to your music.?"
"Ah, both.."

I don't kiss azz, I kick azz.

School? Yeah, I've been there once.

I'm big, you're small
I'm smart, you're dumb
You're short, I'm tall
I'm queen, you're a bum
THEREFORE
I win, you lose!!

Pshh i didnt smack your face...i just high fived it!

I like it when people are like "don't label me!" I like chasing them around with label-makers. And they yell "Nooo!". What? That's what they're for.

Do you want to know what really bugs me? What? No? You don't want to hear me complain? Okay..

Sometimes people look at me... And they're worried... That I'll... Reproduce...

People come up to me and they say "Do people really come up to you?"