I always make fun of my friends. My favorite thing to do is tease their "manhood". It's alright though.. I tell them, as long as they have sex in snowbanks... I think they'll be fine..

Excuse me, but could you please tell your pants that its rude to point?

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about,
Her imagination was never this good.

Take your ex out tonight,
One bullet outta do it.

My karma ran over your dogma.

I thought about you naked twice today.

I'll stop stabbing, when you stop screaming.

Rember "DEATH DO US PART"?

Later on you realize,,,,

Your actully setting a goal for yourself!

Life effing sucks
Get a straw.!.!.

Everyone brings happiness into this room
Some by entering
Some by leaving.