Funny Quotes

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  • I'm not the girl your mom warned you about,
    Her imagination was never this good.

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  • Take your ex out tonight,
    One bullet outta do it.

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  • My karma ran over your dogma.

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  • I thought about you naked twice today.

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  • I'll stop stabbing, when you stop screaming.

    by Lacie
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  • Rember "DEATH DO US PART"?

    Later on you realize,,,,

    Your actully setting a goal for yourself!

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  • Life effing sucks
    Get a straw.!.!.

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  • Everyone brings happiness into this room
    Some by entering
    Some by leaving.

    by Bugg
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  • Men, can't live with them, can't stuff them in your trunk.

    by Devyn
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  • I wAnT a MaN nOt A lIl BoY wHo ThInKs He CaN

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