A true friend may not always be there when you cry but hey, that doesn't mean they dont care
Cuz even a murder can appear on a murder scene but that doesn't mean they didn't kill.

Everyone in my science class erupts into conversations when my teacher leaves and shuts the door. when she comes back, we fall silent as the door handle turns. she walks in and says,

"guys, the door isn't sound proof"

He walks me to my bus, a kid walks up to him and looks pointedly at me.

"dude, u know her?"

he looks at me and says "yea," then looks back at the kid and says "but i've no idea who u are."

Two of my best guy friends walk down the hall. one of them is wearing a leather trenchcoat.

"dude, do u kno how many trees were killed to make you jacket?"

"no, but i know how many cows were killed to make your homework."

EVERYBODY PLEASE READ MY NEW POEM IT IS WHAT IT IS

Im so bored i could eat a horse just for kicks
not funny but i really am bored

The moving movie moved me movingly

:) Said after watching the movie, "The Last Samarai"

Dont take life so seriously, its not as though its permanent.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

To say I was naked when I broke in would be a lie... I put on safty glasses