Get on, get off, and get out.

Proving your point and winning:

have you heard of the new ipod?
its called iwin

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
But not in that order

The man who smiles when it goes wrong
Has thought of someone to blame it on!

Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience, if only one had a colored pencil long enough to reach the ceiling

-Gilbert K. Chesterson

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

If it is in, is it, if in is it?

If you can answer my question let me know! lol

Life would suck as a toilet!

Go to Hell. And i'll see you there.

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.