Funny Quotes

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  • Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

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  • To say I was naked when I broke in would be a lie... I put on safty glasses

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  • Get on, get off, and get out.

    by Morgan
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  • Proving your point and winning:

    have you heard of the new ipod?
    its called iwin

    by Natalie
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  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
    But not in that order

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  • The man who smiles when it goes wrong
    Has thought of someone to blame it on!

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  • Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience, if only one had a colored pencil long enough to reach the ceiling

    -Gilbert K. Chesterson

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  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

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  • If it is in, is it, if in is it?

    If you can answer my question let me know! lol

    by Connor
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  • Life would suck as a toilet!

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