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My life is one whole blonde moment...hehe..XD |
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I used to think being so lazy was wrong... So I stopped thinking. |
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I'm an Athiest... But not a hardcore one, thank God. |
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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someones eye and run! |
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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics =] |
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And God said, "Come forth and the kingdom of heaven is yours," but I came fifth and got a toaster instead. |
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I was a little upset when i saw you with her, but then i laughed because she was UGLY! |
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Is cheesecake really a pie? :P |
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Dont say anything useless to me, not because i dont wnat to here it, it just better be some fuking mark twain shit cus its definatly going on your tomb stone |
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Me: (silence) |