Go to Hell. And i'll see you there.

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.

My life is one whole blonde moment...hehe..XD

I used to think being so lazy was wrong... So I stopped thinking.

I'm an Athiest... But not a hardcore one, thank God.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someones eye and run!

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics =]

And God said, "Come forth and the kingdom of heaven is yours," but I came fifth and got a toaster instead.

I was a little upset when i saw you with her, but then i laughed because she was UGLY!

Is cheesecake really a pie? :P