Funny Quotes

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  • My life is one whole blonde moment...hehe..XD

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  • I used to think being so lazy was wrong... So I stopped thinking.

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  • I'm an Athiest... But not a hardcore one, thank God.

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  • When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someones eye and run!

    by LaUrEn
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  • Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics =]

    by LaUrEn
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  • And God said, "Come forth and the kingdom of heaven is yours," but I came fifth and got a toaster instead.

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  • I was a little upset when i saw you with her, but then i laughed because she was UGLY!

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  • Is cheesecake really a pie? :P

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  • Dont say anything useless to me, not because i dont wnat to here it, it just better be some fuking mark twain shit cus its definatly going on your tomb stone

    by Jeremy
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  • Me: (silence)
    Friend: what were you saying?
    Me: .......*This is why you don't have friends.*

    Note: This ACTUALLY happened!!! (lol)

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