Dont say anything useless to me, not because i dont wnat to here it, it just better be some fuking mark twain shit cus its definatly going on your tomb stone

Me: (silence)
Friend: what were you saying?
Me: .......*This is why you don't have friends.*

Note: This ACTUALLY happened!!! (lol)

In the end;; everything will be okay. If it isnt okay-it isnt the end.

You Know You're The Shit When People You Dont Even Know Hate You

Old enough to know better, too young to care

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Go ahead, call me "weird" or "crazy" or a "freak"; thanks for the compliment.

"Why do we have middle fingers?"

"Because i cant tell you how much i hate you with my pinkie"

-playing tennis-
him: *hits her in the boob*
her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

haha
actually happened
dayyum i hate her too

If a man has a baby and you have a problem with it then fck you.