I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the universe when it's hard enouh to find your way around Chinatown -Woody Allen

~I was up there looking for your fat ass for 45 minutes and your ass isn't hard to find unless your Helen Keller or something.~

"Voting is just like driving, if you want to go backward, choose 'R' & if you want to go forwards, choose 'D' :)"

Life is a retarded peice of crap.

I don't know anything exept for what I know

So i went to a dance,
and danced with a boy.

but then i saw him in proper light
and blamed the darkness.

Im so loved that everyone is trying to kill me!!!

Everyone thinks that gay marriage is bad for our society, well so is obesity, but they arent trying to ban fat marriage now are they?

My ultimate goal is to live forever..so far so good..

:))

When people don't listen to you, and make up your answers in their heads, it's a bad sign.