Hehe.. im smiling cause they havent found the body yet.

*mi amigo said this to me*

Fighting for peace, is like fing for virginity...

Not mine...

It's not stalking...
It's more of an aggressive shadowing...

Hmm Not sure if i heard this somewhere or not...but I figured it might be good for a laugh...

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?

no?
seems he's hiding well

Pickles are cucumber soaked in evil...

Can you handle a girl who can tolerate more pain than you??

Money can't buy happiness: but it can buy marshmallows which are kinda the same thing.

DON'T HIT KIDS!!! no really they have guns now

Do not make me throw a possum at your face!!

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus