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  • I hate snake but i am traitor

    by joeam
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  • Pls read

    ku ka ki ku ku
    ka ku ki ka ku
    ki ka ku ka ki
    ka ki ku ka ki
    ku ku ka ku ka
    ki ka ka ku ka

    congratulations!
    you have succesfully learned the monkey language, come and claim your banana.....

    by Jayc
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  • I have to be me. Everyone else is taken.

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  • I should warn him. Or, maybe i'll just hide.. Oooh i like that plan.

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  • Please dont follow me around with it either, because i feel like im going to start on fire spontaneously.

    (iron man being followed by his robot with the fire exstinguisher)

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  • I said I'd go without hesistation.
    without hesistation... Not without complaint.

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  • If women were made of glass, you still wouldn't be able to see through them...

    by michael
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  • High School Musical 4: Mid-life Crisis

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  • Its better to be single then tied down cause some stupid little witch will knock u till the ground!

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  • "Life,is about getting old;
    live now, get old later."

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