Its better to be single then tied down cause some stupid little witch will knock u till the ground!

"Life,is about getting old;
live now, get old later."

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

If u asked me what I thought of her. . .
I'd be perfectly honest with u and say. . . .
She's a Wh0r3. . .
But U ain't gonna ask me so I'll stay quiet!!

I have no big toy but i have a big heart

Always look back at where you come from and where you've been. Don't forget to look forward to where you're going, either or you might walk into something.

If when life gives you a lemon, you make lemonade.... what are you supposed to do when life gives you a baby?????

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia.

Popularity: Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how friggin cool you look saying it.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.